20 Worst Songs From Movie Musicals

Close-up Culture have compiled a list of our 20 least favourite songs from movie musicals. We’ve tried our hardest not to list the entire soundtrack for Cats.

Check out our favourites!

20. Cool As Ice (Everybody Get Loose) – Cool As Ice (1991)

Five minutes of Vanilla Ice rapping and throwing shapes is mildly enjoyable, but Naomi Campbell’s vocals on an awful hook make this a slog to get through.

19. Shiny – Moana (2016)

Just because it’s a villain’s song doesn’t mean it needs to be irritating to the point of wanting to leave the cinema.

18. Too Much —Spice World (1997)

The theme song for a disastrous movie musical.

17. Barney, The Song – Barney’s Great Adventure (1998)

This song is too bland and dreary to belong in a children’s movie. Poor Barney!

16. Timeless To Me – Hairspray (2007)

If only Christopher Walken was as good at singing as he is at monologues.

15. Who’s That Guy – Grease 2 (1982)

Some fun motorcycle action can’t rescue this insipid song.

14. Showbizness – The Apple (1980)

There’s a lot going on in this song, unfortunately none of it is watchable.

13. High Times, Hard Times – Newsies (1992)

It’s hard times listening to this song and the entire soundtrack for Newsies.

12. We’re Gonna Score Tonight – Grease 2 (1982)

This song needs Walter from The Big Lebowski to enforce the rules and put an end to this bizarre number.

11. Sweet Lovin’ Friends – Rhinestone (1984)

Not even Dolly Parton can cover up Sly’s terrible singing and this miserable song.

10. Do The Bim – The Apple (1980)

“There ain’t no pleasure, there ain’t no pain.” – Only half this lyric is true to the song.

9. Marry The Mole – Thumbelina (1994)

A rodent tries to persuade a tiny woman to marry a mole in a piercingly bad song.

8. Reproduction – Grease 2 (1982)

Almost four minutes of unbearable vocals and lame innuendos.

7. Speed – The Apple (1980)

The only speed this song needs is the fast forward button.

6. Drinkenstein – Rhinestone (1984)

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This song is enough to make you root for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

5. Wish Upon A Star – From Justin To Kelly (2003)

This song is basically an awful X Factor audition that somehow snuck its way into a movie.

4. Jellicle – Cats (2019)

Baffling and irritating. Jellicle starts Cats off on a perfectly batshit crazy note.

3. The Rum Tum Tugger – Cats (2019)

Jason Derulo’s knee slides can’t distract us from this haunting song.

2. The Old Gumbie – Cats (2019)

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Marching cockroaches and Rebel Wilson’s hideous singing combine to create an unforgettable nightmare.

1. Bustopher Jones – Cats (2019)

In this song, James Corden’s character falls into a trash bin. That’s exactly where this gratingly unfunny song belongs.

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